By Jim CaplePage 2
LANCASTER COUNTY, Pa. — Stop me personally if you have heard that one before: A sportswriter, a chick from MTV’s “Real globe” plus an Amish chain-smoker get into a bar to view the Super Bowl.
The folks who make $300 throwback jerseys, the Arena Football players who sacrifice their bodies for $30,000 a year and a 99-pound woman who holds the world record for eating chicken wings in my week-long quest to find the heart of Philadelphia and Eagles fans, I talked with the Santa Claus who got pelted with snowballs. I toured Independence Hall, consumed Philly cheesesteak and got hopelessly frustrated wanting to drive around town hall. We ran up the actions towards the Art Museum while humming the theme from “Rocky. “
And also to round away my experience, I drove off to Pennsylvania Dutch country on Sunday to look at the Super Bowl among the list of Amish.
Just do it. Make your punch lines. My pal, Rod, did. Right when I told him I happened to be likely to Amish nation to view the Super Bowl, he created a listing of the most notable 10 concerns the Amish Would Ask while you’re watching the Super Bowl:
10. “Hey, just just what took place towards the Bud Bowl? “
9. “Wouldn’t that Jillian Barberie look hot in a modestly cut dress of a good color material, black colored cape and a prayer bonnet? “